Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 20, 2020

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    As for me, I don’t rent to the likes of them!

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    he forgot the rent ’cause he was spending too much time on the web…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He didn’t pay the rent ‘cause he was broke, but very soon he’ll be flush.

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    MichaelHelwig  over 4 years ago

    It would be just as easy to put them outside.

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    remdog2  over 4 years ago

    Why not release them outside?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well, that’ll work better than trying to flush them down the water-spout. The dang things keep coming back!

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    The landlord found a fly in the ointment.

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    pchemcat  over 4 years ago

    Please don’t flush your spiders, take them outside, they are very beneficial. Besides a few house spiders can really cut down on the other critters that may decide to infest your home. Except for a brown recluse, I don’t give them any leeway after one bit me on the back (apparently I lay on the critter when I went to bed.) I haven’t seen a black or brown widow in the house but they do inhabit the garage so we usually eliminate them also.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    At first I thought they were flies and that was a bowl of soup!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    An underwater mortgage?

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