And when the return is completed and sent in, you jump back onto the treadmill so you can build up strength for the next one and the one after that and . . .
Every year for as long as I can remember, I have overpaid my income tax giving the government free use of my money. This year I underpaid by $100.00 and the IRS charged me an $8.00 penalty. How’s that for gratitude.
mattro65 over 4 years ago
Don’t forget the American Way-taxes are for peasants
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
filling out your return is really taxing…
h.v.greenman over 4 years ago
And worrying about your taxes can cause fluctuations in your weight.
Called an ex size tax.
saltylife16 over 4 years ago
And the IRS- Internally Raising Stress
uniquename over 4 years ago
I thought a tax break was when you broke the code and paid less in taxes.
P51Strega over 4 years ago
And when you snap, they use the ’net" tax to take you away.
FrankErnesto over 4 years ago
Every time they ‘simplify’ the tax code, it gets longer, and taxes on the rich get lower.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
And when the return is completed and sent in, you jump back onto the treadmill so you can build up strength for the next one and the one after that and . . .
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Ernie is better at stretching his money.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
♪♫ “If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street.”
“If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat.”
“If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat.”
“If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.”
“Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman…” ♪♫
NaturLvr over 4 years ago
Shoulda ran this one on Mon, Tue or Wed.
Buckeye67 over 4 years ago
Every year for as long as I can remember, I have overpaid my income tax giving the government free use of my money. This year I underpaid by $100.00 and the IRS charged me an $8.00 penalty. How’s that for gratitude.
braindead Premium Member over 4 years ago
When Trump was running, he promised that tax returns could be done on a post card.
Turns out, he was referring only to patriotic multinational corporations — WMT, XOM, GE, etc.
Gerard:D over 4 years ago
Masochists love doing taxes.