Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 11, 2020

Ahhh… so does J.B.

Of all the misfortunes visited upon Job, I don’t think dementia was among them. (This comment based on a mid-60s play entitled J.B. based on the Biblical story of Job.)

Oh my cat! Now that’s funny!

i had to switch mine because it had amnesia…

I’d never want a mattress that remembers what happened in bed.

And it’s sponging off you too.

It has been drinking to forget you.

I had a memory foam that got amnesia … traded it in for a sleep number. Now I hope this one doesn’t forget how to count.

Years ago, we slept sometimes at my Grandmother’s house. As my Dad said about the mattress, “That was old when I slept on it.”

But, that’s a LOT to remember. Poor mattress!

I’m fairly certain the coronapocalypse lockdown has given me dementia.

If I can’t remember, why should my mattress?