Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 14, 2020

Bartenders may have the opposite view.

But when it comes to time, men are usually more efficient. Old joke:

Woman gets cold, “I need a coat.” Discusses at length with g/f what kind of coat, where to get it, who’s wearing what, gets coat.

Man says “I’m cold”, goes in store, buys coat, “Now I’m not.”

$8.00 for two glasses of wine? Wow, things have changed since 1994. Now my wife spends $9.00 on one glass.

Later after one more beer……..Guy Time……Karaoke singing Feelings.

agree that all the sports talk was a waste of time

Rubens is making a good case for inefficiency! But $36 for a pitcher of beer?

I think he’s saying a pitcher per frame, so four pitchers… ;)

Reminds me of the “oil change” story. Too long to relate here, but describes in detail the different approaches to getting said oil change done. With the expected results…

search: difference men women oil change

Ha! In my case, it’s $150. But without the alcohol.

But at least the guys also took the time to discuss some important stuff…

Oh! Those 1994 prices!

See, the problem is when your GIRLFRIEND only bats .220!

Wonder how Todd and Jennifer have been enjoying lockdown.

Just proves that men are much better at “sucking it up”!