Swan Eaters by Georgia Dunn for March 30, 2020

Looks like Offal is going to meet three new “friends” very soon now.

Yep, that’s the town with the Nazis (of course it is, it had to be)!

Now you’ve Dunn it Offal!

I didn’t know that was how one spelled ‘idiot’…

Oops

Server: "Here, hold this tray. I’ll be back in a second.

Offal: “Where are you going?”

Server: “To get you a dictionary.”

Eep!(Slaps hand over mouth)

Offal’s thinking with the wrong head,again.

ANNNNNNNDDDDD there it is.

Dang it Offal!

Uh oh

Despite being blonde, I think the barmaid is in trouble as well, for thinking about adding impurities to the Master Race.

And HOW many of us were saying the Nazis were in that town? I can see McColl34’s comment as I type this and they were one. I was one. I know there were others who kept saying the Nazis were in that town. And how many times did I say Offal brings trouble on the family?

Louder, please.

Oops. Offal must’ve missed seeing those Nazis next table over. They barely stand out in a crowd, nah.

It might be time to cut Offal loose and let Darwin take over