Close to Home by John McPherson for March 23, 2020

Boy that guy is going to have some kind of surprise the next time he goes for his wallet.

I haven’t used a back pocket for a wallet for a very long time.

Looks like he got out of hand.

He couldn’t finger it out.

Well you gotta hand it to him.

Why did the leper have to leave the party early? They kept using the back of his head for bean dip.

Nuts? I thought they liked brains?

They do with a side of butt

It is better to give, than to receive…on the other hand.

The way people have acted about this virus, hopefully the ones who die don’t come back as the walking dead! No telling how that panic would turn out!

Only if you went in the guy’s front pockets!

The peanut gallery has a lot of handy comments today!

Zombie Hand Joke #5: “Hey buddy, can you lend me a hand?” Let’s see how many I can get in one breath. GO!Hand it over, I gotta hand it to ya, can’t put my hand on it right now, I’m not very handy, hand it down, hand it up, hands on the wall, hands across America, hands up, hands down, manos arriba, manos bajo, I’m washing my hands of it. Pheeww! I can’t hold my breath very long.

Give it up. Just sit there with a coffee cup and a sign that says “will work for brains”

Later that day. "Joe, what stinks? “Did you just sh_t yourself?”

Impkins Patsnozzle check out Fusico Brothers

Hmm the guy may have to burn his pants up now

These comments got out of hand really fast!

Gosh, nobody mentioned Bleeb. Hang in there, little guy!

He can’t even pick his nose, and it looks like he tried.

Figures. Just when I thought zombies couldn’t get any uglier, McPherson goes and draws one even more hideous.

Seriously, if there’s a Reuben category for Ugliest Characters in a Daily Strip, McPherson should win it hands-down.

Guess he needs to pick his brain.

“Hey, neighbor, can you lend me a hand?”