Close to Home by John McPherson for March 27, 2020

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t give them ideas.

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    Strob  almost 5 years ago

    No Square or Apple Pay reader? How crude!

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    macky87  almost 5 years ago

    Who says people can’t change!

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    Is Bleed getting ready to throw that trash can at them? Maybe he can sic the alien Mafia on them.

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    onespiceybbw  almost 5 years ago

    Kids shouldn’t be carrying credit cards anyway.

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    With all the schools closed down, the kids should be safe from the bullies. They’d have to mug them in their front yards instead.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Dispute those charges when the statement come in, however be prepared to really haul a$$ the next time you run into the bullies.

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    jrkert  almost 5 years ago

    they should spend the money on their teeth

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Here’s your card back and thanks for doing business with us, DORK! Now go lock yourself in your locker and give yourself a wedgie….we’re really swamped right now!”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s a great idea. I mean, if the bully handed the kid a peanut butter sandwich he could claim he sold it to him. Quite a profitable venture. Sort of like pay toilets back in the day and parking meters today.

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    Oakwood13  almost 5 years ago

    Just run home and report the card stolen.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    And they’ll end up becoming authority figures one day.

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    iwontgiveit  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like all of them need to go to the dentist

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    jbduncan  almost 5 years ago

    Same old problem with new technology. Some things don’t change.

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    geese28  almost 5 years ago

    Nowadays all they have to do is wave that reader at the hip (where most wallets are) of the victims and boom all account info is right there. Silent extortion

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And then they photo shop you upside down with your head in a toilet?

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    random boredom  almost 5 years ago

    They are still using swipe? How insecure. They should be using the chip. Don’t they think of security of their victim?

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    DaveQuinn  almost 5 years ago

    Have you ever noticed that bullies always are in pairs or more? Most are not tough enough to face you alone.

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    DaveQuinn  almost 5 years ago

    Bleep to the rescue.He is my Super Hero !!

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hey, that watch looks like it might be worth something . . . Bleeb, do try to stay out of trouble, okay???? :)

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Oh. So they’re taking a page from corporate America’s playbook then, eh?

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