The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 26, 2020

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    chain gang charlie  over 4 years ago

    Is it possible to donate a roll of used toilet paper?….

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    We have a local brew pub that is giving out a roll of toilet paper with every to go order. What I want to know is where did they get this toilet paper in the first place?!

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    Sanspareil  over 4 years ago

    Instead of a donation, I would like to make a rather large withdrawal!!

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    GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Certainly not.

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    e.groves  over 4 years ago

    I haven’t had a telemarketer call in several days.

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    colddonkey  over 4 years ago

    Tell them to come to the door then shoot ‘em so they don’t need that retirement fund.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I wonder it telemarketers are staying home too? Silver lining? Yes.

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    Ubintold  over 4 years ago

    Two words: screw them.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago

    They could work from home! …and if they did, and we got their phone numbers when they called, we could flood them with prank calls!

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Tell them that we offer air duct cleaning.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Telemarketers don’t die, they just dial away…

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    I rather pay someone to put them out of my misery.

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    i have had 3 calls in 4 days.

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    PBDA1  over 4 years ago

    I’ll donate a bullet!

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    i’m a telemarketer….a reverse one now, you have to call me

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    ChristopherHeckman  over 4 years ago

    Q: What do you call 500 telemarketers at the bottom of the ocean?

    A: A good start.

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