The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 27, 2020

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    GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Is that enough? It does make it rough on those who may really need it and other empty shelf items.

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    chain gang charlie  over 4 years ago

    No body is ‘That full of it’….

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    2 six packs = 1 roll.

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    Sanspareil  over 4 years ago

    Does Fang use toilet paper?

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    whenlifewassimpler  over 4 years ago

    Our neighbor got us some when she went shopping. She is such an angel. We are lucky to live where we do as ‘the kids’ we call them as they are young and have 2 cute girls and when all this happened I saw them outside and they said if you need anything let us know. Well we did Fellippe went to the grocery store for us and got most of it except a one of the loaves of bread, no toilet paper and a different ice cream but still a good one. So they love pizza and I said to my hubby we will make them a pizza. Now to get him to do it as with my bad left hand now I wouldn’t be able to do the kneading of the dough.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This is sort of what the preppers live for. I wonder if they’re using their stocks or if they went out and stocked up again. As I’m not a hoarder I’m not sure of the protocol. Makes you think though.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    I remember Johnny Carson’s joke about some stores having a shortage of toilet paper in 1973. The herd never thinks or learns.

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    micromos  over 4 years ago

    Eat less, wipe less.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mother to complaining children “Shut up and eat your toilet paper!”

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    hooglah  over 4 years ago

    Do you know why they are hoarding toilet paper? Because when someone sneezes, ten people shit their pants. Get a grip people.

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    daleandkristen  over 4 years ago

    Eno has more than enough TP to supply all the jurors + alternates, the judges, baillifs, court officers, court employees, defendants, witnesses, lawyers and gallery. Oh, let’s not forget Pizza deliverers. Fang can help deliver. Just sayin’.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    ‘96? Those trolls have now grown up and lurk on the internet…

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    Diane Lee Premium Member over 4 years ago

    n 2017, the White House’s National Security Council Directorate for Global Health Security and Biodefense survived the transition intact. Its mission was the same as when the Obama administration established it after the Ebola epidemic of 2014: to do everything possible within the vast powers and resources of the U.S. government to prepare for the next disease outbreak and prevent it from becoming an epidemic or pandemic.One year later, the White House dissolved the office, leaving the country less prepared for pandemics like covid-19.The U.S. government’s slow and inadequate response to the new coronavirus underscores the need for organized, accountable leadership to prepare for and respond to pandemic threats.In a health security crisis, speed is essential. When this new coronavirus emerged, there was no clear White House-led structure to oversee our response, and we lost valuable time. Health systems are struggling to test patients and keep pace with growing caseloads. The specter of rapid community transmission and exponential growth is real and daunting. The job of a White House pandemics office would have been to get ahead: to accelerate the response, empower experts, anticipate failures, and act quickly and transparently to solve problems. It’s impossible to assess the full impact of the 2018 decision to disband the White House office responsible for this work, but it is clear that eliminating the office has contributed to the federal government’s sluggish domestic response. What’s especially concerning about the absence of this office today is that it was originally set up because a previous epidemic made the need for it quite clear.When asked about the slow roll-out of coronavirus tests in the U.S. on March 13, President Trump responded, “I don’t take responsibility at all.” Trump is not just responsible for it. He owns it The Trump Plague is not just his responsibility. It’s his fault.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    You just solved that problem Eno, you wiped everybody out of toilet paper.

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    whelan_jj  over 4 years ago

    I see there’s a nine roll pack available on Amazon for $50!

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    bbenoit  over 4 years ago

    Saw a guy in the checkout line the other day, had 56 bottles of Gatorade….

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Yesterday, I saw a woman in my neighborhood walking from her car with a package of what appeared to be 24 rolls of toilet paper. And I estimated that one pack would last me from three to four … years.

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    ChristopherHeckman  over 4 years ago

    After the rolls from the ‘96 shortage have been used up, he’ll only have the Y2K supply left!

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