Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 25, 2020

Acting is basically lying.

http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2011/08/01

Of course Dakota is acting. When was the last time she was ever that happy and cheerful?

I see Dakota has studied under the great Master Thespian.

I’m so confused as well, Phoebe.

Ooh, ooh! It’s Evil Dakota! She stayed behind to mess with Phoebe!

watch Phoebe not even try and get the lead and then not want it

Dakota’s a natural… b!tch. :D

UNICORN!!!

Who is she? Where’s the true Dakota??? Phoebe, RUN!!!!!!

I’m shocked.

Dakota is the Joker to Phoebe’s Batman. “You complete me.”

Be not AWESOME in thine own eyes!

Have we ever met Dakota’s parents? I keep getting the feeling Dakota isn’t evil, but doesn’t exactly have great role models.