Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 31, 2020

Strawberries and cream

Praying to a scone is just ridiculous…

A well-made french toast, on the other hand…

Atheists have just created their own little religion, Atheism, why else would they be on a crusade against the older religions?

Sometimes I pray to Jack and Jim. And, The Captain, of course.

There may not be definitive proof for the existence of God, but raisin scones are irrefutable proof of the existence of Satan.

Or to a bagel.

Chocolate chip, obviously

Whatever you invest your belief in, that will rule your life.