Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 08, 2020

That confession was written under duress and is inadmissible.

can’t get away with nothing, can you, Calvin?

He had a short leash after the locking incident. That might be the worst thing he’s ever done to Rosalyn.

Another miserable failure for the little monster!! He’ll never learn from his mistakes!!

Literally ANYONE would have thought about it, Calvin.

Confession is good for the soul. Rotten for little kids but good for the soul.

Go to sleep little wooden boy, tomorrows another day and you can plan how to get even the next time Rosalyn comes to babysit.

The simplest solutions are often the best, well played Roz

Never leave a paper trail kid.

Better luck next time, Calvin!

Gosh, Roslyn DIDN’T get locked out this time. She should consider tonight a success. (And BW should step up his game ;^)

Calvin needs a good defense lawyer.

And Rosalyn does seem to hate kids.

Did Calvin just throw Stupendous Man under the bus?

I’m still holding out for the Schnauzer puppy…LOL!

Cal, you need to get Hobbes to teach you that innocent stuffed animal look!

Rosalynn is not to be messed with. Calvin is a slow learner.

Hoist on his own petard.

Heh, now all that’s missing is Calvin’s nose growing as long as Pinocchio’s in the last panel!

There is no signature down on the right side of the confession. Calvin stands to win this case.

FAKE NEWS! Its all fake news folks, don’t believe any of it. I’ve always been in bed on time. A stable genius need his sleep, and I covfefe………..

I love the way Hobbes doesn’t mess around. Calvin is indeed, Pinocchio!

Check his wrists and ankles for rope burns. I’m thinking she might have had to get rough with him to write the confessional.

“You can’t trust what I said! I’m a known liar!”

Did anyone else catch the spelling error in the last panel?

I cannot imagine how Rosalyn could MAKE Calvin write a full confession.

Don’t ask me, no more questions, and I won’t tell you no lies…. Lynyrd Skynyrd

Are Calvin and Donald related?