Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 25, 2020

Ah, women; go figure. But damn, they are great to have around!

You’re darned if you do and darned if you don’t……

Verily it is said, there’s no way in damnation to keep a woman always happy!

Ooo…I never knew it was that easy!

And now, his opinion…..

I never went out of my way to impress the girls. They either liked me or didn’t. I found one who loves me either in spite of my quirks or because of them. Been with her over 50 years.

Main reason I am single: people like Aunty

Poor Walt…poor, poor Walt.

I’m holding my breath, but now she says it makes my face look funny.

You forgot: Hit on them……Dont hit on them

Crap! I was feeling pretty good about myself until I got to the last one.

There were a few women I could not please. I found one glad to have me around. Been married to her for 27 years.

And a fine example of what irritates the crap outta men.

I thought the top item would be ‘Not buying them Diamonds’!!

Whew. Good thing she’s got them figured out.

If a man is alone in a forest surrounded by trees and he says something to himself, is he still wrong?

Not Breathe.