Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 30, 2020

At least they’ll synchronize the take off.

“Raise your seat backs and tray tables in preparation for takeoff.”

Enable GPS.

Know it’s a comic but my imagination was working overtime as to how they’ll carry them while flying and the fact that wherever they land they’ll need cell service available.

Birds of a feather flock together.

“And remember, we are bluebirds of happiness – so keep your cynical comments to yourself, Kevin.”

No Tweeting!

Ah yes, they’re mass migrating to a land isloated from the virus.

What kind of songbird travels in a V?

Looks like they have their social distancing in place

They fly on a wing and a prayer…..hoping their cells don’t fall out of range….

Keep in mind there may be extra roaming charges.

No tweeting till we arrive.

And it took Smart Phones to get their lines the same length.

i thought only geese flew in a v formation. maybe they think that will deter predators from attacking and if attacked can call 911 for the sky police.

“Next, I will demonstrate proper use of air masks and emergency flotation devices.”

Already? But we just got here….

Good but I would have gone with flight mode