Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 02, 2020

He’s not fat enough, dumb enough, orange enough, or in an oval-enough office.

39 of those in the Oval Office.

Must be a senator!

Hey! I work with that guy.

Keep up the bad work.

Is it good to work for a boss with so many hangups?

He even forgot his pocket protector.

I had a woman like this – when she was terminated, she was given unemployment because “it wasn’t on purpose”.

Judging from the in and out boxes, he’s extremely effective at avoiding work.

he has the ultimate job

subtle

Looks like the phone is ringing off the hook.

At first I didn’t understand, but reading all the comments I kinda got the gist, but What?

His job title is “Bad Example”.

In fact, he’s due for a promotion.

Seems very proud of himself.

I like all of the little touches like the leaking pen, phone off the hook, etc.

Will he receive the parking spot of the month reward and then park in someone else’s spot?

So how’s it hangin’?

He is probably thinking it is time for a few “ mental stress” days off.

One of the worst caricatures of the president I’ve ever seen.

And yet he tied his bowtie perfectly?