Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 10, 2020

Don’t knockwurst until you’ve tried it.

I admit to looking up Landjager, if you mentioned Lingica I would have known what you were talking about.

That looks like a mighty sharp head chopper he’s got there !

And tomorrow, Count Liver… Chopped Liver …

let’s be frank – these guys just couldn’t cut the mustard…

Wurst comic of the day!

Thanks! Now I’m craving a hotdog with everything on it!

One day a sea serpent swam up the river to attack London. After it was killed, it was ground up and sold as sausages. Charles Dickens bought some, and Willkie Collins asked him about it. Dickens replied, “It was the beast of Thames, it was the wurst of Thames.” – somebody on a literary e-mail list I used to belong to

Will they kill Bassa next? That brat worsted the judge the last time they met.

Time to go chopping

So was Count Liverwurst able to bribe his way out of this?

I’m just laughing at the expression in the eyes of the executioner