Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for March 31, 2020

I’ve never heard the phrase mind bleach… I love it!

Mom gets kind of rowdy sometimes, doesn’t she Mittens?

She’s only embarrassing herself.

An AI’s gotta do what an AI’s gotta do…which is to make people who rely on them look like idiots.

#yippee-yi-yo-kayah

Mitty in a cowboy vest-hat and boots are next.

“Shoot low, Sheriff, he’s riding a Shetland.”

You’ll still look tough as well as very fancy.

Yippee ki yay, Mitty

In a Mexican restaurant I used to patronize the chalk board menu included Beef Burrito, Pork Burrito, Chicken Burrito, Veggie Burrito, and Cowboy Burrito. The staff didn’t seem to know much about where they got Cowboy. It was actually pretty tasty. (There’s something about a man . . . )

A decent but not the breast joke I’ve encountered, but amusing nonetheless.

I admit that’s not a great pun, but I invested some time contemplating it.

Now pass the ear bleach.

#mindsanitizertoo

Ragtime cowboy Mittens.