Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for March 27, 2020

the worst of times, or plumbing the depths…

Panel one is “OK-ish times” … but still a bit scary.

“Best of times” would have to show me at least a dozen more rolls in the closet….

and preferably a 30-pack.

Not a shed-ful of selfishly hoarded TP, like some people are grabbing in this quarantine…

just an ordinary Costco or Target multi-pack to make it feel secure.

If you have that, the “worst of times” is easily remedied…

if you don’t…. “ayeeee!”

The roll is on backwards.

A tale of two sh*tties.

“Please sir, I’d like some more”

Sorry for being trollish but when I think of Dickens and our current mess, well:

D. tRump: “If the people are going to die then let them get on with it and let my economy recover” (paraphrasing Scrooge).

Shudder!

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKsFUiS8QPM

Those are both worst-of-times scenarios. The roll unwinds wall side. No bueno.

And now hand me The Times (to wipe)

I had to stop laughing before I could check the “Like” button – great one, John.

The above illustration is why I always carry a partial roll in my bag. There have in fact been a few times when I actually needed it.