Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 10, 2020

Whatever you do Lio, don’t try to retaliate by locking up the kitty litter.

with all that money, Cybil can buy a lot of booze

Imagine putting each individual roll in a separate box and shipping each roll to a separate person. You might earn a profit, but it isn’t worth it. You could save money by not using bubble wrap.

$200 will buy a lot of gin.

For whom the toilet rolls; it rolls for Cybil!

It’s already starting to show up again on store shelves in my area.

Now, people are stocked and it won’t move (pardon the expression) for three months.

You’ve missed your window, Cybil. And you don’t use!

Entrepreneurship in places one doesn’t expect it.

I have a sink.

And what’s probably worse is that she ordered the TP in Lio’s name…

And they laughed at my idea of putting a garbage disposal in the shower drain…..

In a drug store (chain) it’s now $10.00 for a 4 pack. Should be illegal.

Dale Gribble has found a new job, it seems.

I was surprised that salt was sold out here.

On ebay, they were selling for over $40 for a pack, and there were bids. Who is THAT stupid?

Be honest: https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium

No TP in our stores yet. I think I’ll get Cybil drunk and “borrow” a few rolls. burp. :)

If you think Cybil is being sleazy, wait ’til you find out what the corporate welfare queens do with all that free money the government is going to give them with NO oversight!

If Cybil tries to sell them publicly, she might be arrested for gouging, like the guy who tried to sell his stash of hand sanitizer on Amazon and Ebay: https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/03/15/man_who_hoarded_18000_bottles_of_hand_sanitizer_to_resell_im_not_sorry.html

I usually by a large bag of to and it lasts me about 3 months. Beginning of March it was time to restock but when my friend went to pick it up for me (I don’t have my own car so a friend does most of my large order shopping for me) there wasn’t a single roll to be found. Fortunately she found a large bag just in time so I’m good for a couple more months. The big problem right now seems to be distilled water for my c-pap machine, I usually need 2 1/2 gallons for a month, but I was only able to get a gallon. I was able to get plenty of bottled drinking water, that will work for a while but could clog up the machine over time.

Hey, Cybil! Don’t sell that Fool’s Gold so cheap! Jack it up to $25 per roll—the consumer will pay anything for such a needed commodity!

I hope this doesn’t get me banned, but “appropriate” behavior is a definition borne out of human inventions. Toilets and toilet paper (uh, “bathroom tissue”) are human inventions.

That said, I suggest that when things get rough, one can clean one’s posterior without paper by going into the bath-shower and aiming the shower head toward one’s posterior. Clean as a whistle! (but highly inappropriate)

this is real