JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 15, 2020

That mouth will never dare tell another lie lest more orthodontic work lie in wait.

I try make it a rule to never piss off my dentist, er, orthodontist, especially when sharp instruments are within reach.

Don’t worry about it. After that first shot you won’t feel a thing. I fell asleep during a root canal.

Yeah, I’m sure that makes it a lot better, Clarence! /s

Never a good mood to tick off the person who will be working on your mouth!

He’s going to straighten your teeth with a dull spoon!

Lets get a few things straight. Starting with your teeth.

Has he given his permission yet, Dr. Driller? :-o

Only Americans worry about having perfect teeth. Where did that come from?

With that fancy degree and a state license he can legally add 3 letters after his name. I bet they are DDS.

I can’t floss my teeth because there’s no floss in my house

My husband gave me allergy shots.

So has anybody asked Delray if he WANTS this done? Because if he doesn’t, and he isn’t having any health issues related to his teeth and it’s strictly for cosmetic reasons because Dana wants him to look better, then it shouldn’t be done.

Does Delray teeth need worked on? For my teeth, I had to pay that myself when I was a young adult, my teeth made me by a slow move was forcing a tooth on both sides upper mouth out.

As a dental student, my husband wouldn’t marry me until I had my front teeth fixed. He took me to a dentist who had no staff and a telephone on the wall of the operatory, from which he booked appointments.