Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 07, 2020

Not the best lead-in line…

For 35 years now!

Janis hates reruns.

Poor foreplay move!

It took THIS long for him to notice she’s not wearing a bra???

A scene from “Love In The Time of COVID-19”.

That reason is why half the human population is here.

Hey, this is what I suggested yesterday!

It was so obvious!

Must have been the tone of his voice.

You’re such a charmer, Arlo.

Off topic: Today is National Beer Day.

Who was the moron who thought it would be a good idea to have it during Lent?

hand washing, sanitizing and social distancing or making love. That is a perplexing choice….. NOT

“Better”? What else is free, easy, healthful, available whenever you feel like it, and keeps you smiling while indoors?

Ok people. Move along. Nothing to see here. Let’s give the kids some privacy.

I want to see her come up with something better.

You had her, then you lost her. Not well played, my friend.

ya gotta take time to make time

There is confusion on Arlo’s last line: “Isn’t that always the case” meaning that there is nothing (ever) that’s better to do. I like it.

Love in the time of covid-19

A rhetorical question, Janis. Do you not remember this from the Wayback Machine?

https://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/1994/05/12

He forgot the delivery emphasis and inflection on “There’s NOTHING better to do”: does depend on how well other things are done.

I expect there’s going to be a lot of babies being born next year. ;^)

A case of Arlo having “foot in mouth disease”.

Think of it as making good use of your time.

I think a lot are missing Arlo’s point which is: “Janis, my love, there is nothing better I would rather do than make love with you”. So, yes there is nothing better to do because it’s the best thing TO do.

Arlo gets an F in Sweet Nothings.

Not exactly a Hallmark moment, Arlo.

Isn’t that the best you can do for each other?

sometimes romance is overrated, its pure passion that’s wanted. The marriage equivalent of the zipperless f@#$.

LOL…. Arlo needs to work on his sexual innuendo Delivery – Big Time!

Never anything better!

Ah, Arlo, You old sweet-talker.

Well, he’s ain’t wrong.

She dont want to appear easy. Keep knocking at the door. You will be a happy man.

Well, it seems to have been a popular stuck-at-home form of entertainment for thousands of years…

They had better be careful with the nine month rule.

There’s nothing good on tv

Took him long enough to notice (that’s her shirt from March 31st).