B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 06, 2020

Hmmm…..a rocky situation!

They sound like they’re both stoned.

Sharp intake of breath through the teeth “You just can’t get the parts these days….”

Thus, we see the very beginnings of the noble profession of ‘Used Car Salesmen’ …

If it’s gneiss don’t take it for granite. Fossil milk comes in quartz. I’ll go now .

Be careful to get a good bargain…you’re going to pay for that rock for a while…

His credit is rock-solid.

Well now you’re just showing off.

Look out, he low balling you. He’s gonna take that rock off your hands for peanuts, then sell it for a million clams.

It’s no coincidence that it’s the size of and he holds it like a cellphone.

Go stand by yonder volcano. Something new will come up by and by.

It’s gneiss work if you can get it.

We have now been introduced to the corporate ancestors to DeBeers.

He later became a wheel salesman.

I think they are between a rock and a hard place!

Come Over Some Day, Maybe Play Poker, Three Jacks Call Two Queens. And old geologist’s way of remembering the eras in order!!!

I found half a rock in my garden yesterday.

He better deal before they find out those things are just laying around on the ground!

“And I pumice you’ll lava it…”

I keep my credit just good enough to make a car purchase every 5 years or so (I keep ’em). I bought one of those newer Dodge Challengers just weeks before the banks tightened their sphincters on loans.

Don’t forget the 3-year/36,000-mile anti-moss-gathering warranty!

Clearly, we later ground those to go into Lava soap, and had to invent a scientific field who’s doctorates found floating tablet rocks.

He’d do much better with a gneiss pre-cambrian.

Yeah, but in a few million years, give or take a million, just think what it’ll be worth.

They are living in the Late Anthropocene. Not quite post Anthropocene just yet