Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 10, 2020

Never ask a question you don’t want the answer to.

Try taunting them a second time.

Point taken

Classic thinning the herd!

Duck! Where?

Colonel Fleming paced back and forth atop the ramparts, exhorting his troops; “What are you afraid of, men? Why, at this distance those snipers couldn’t hit th.. AAAAGH !!!!”

Also, a Darwin Award nominee.

Kind of like USAF deserter GW Bush telling Mideast extremist militants “Bring ’em on!” How many American and allied lives did that bit of jingoism and hubris cost!?

Ask a pointed question…

Should have gone with “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.”

There’s a saying- " there’s no such thing as a stupid question." Ah, but there is!

Yep, one of those questions one really shouldn’t ask, like “How much worse can it be?” or “What could possibly go wrong?” etc. etc.

is that an arrow shirt…?