Close to Home by John McPherson for April 09, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    I guess,Bleeb decided to take the day off.

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    I hate when that happens.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Give her a hand…Well, sometimes that works!

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    jivanimark  over 4 years ago

    He couldn’t get a handle on it!

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    e.groves  over 4 years ago

    Just missed his foot. That would’ve hurt.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Total dork … she’ll probably think of several other descriptions that you won’t care for either. At any rate, I’m sure you’re right, no chance of a date now …

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of that old SNL sketch about those 2 weightlifters attempting to lift weights and their arms get torn off and blood splurting everywhere, or something to that effect.

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    bobpeters61  over 4 years ago

    Perhaps he should try a zombie gym. Nobody would give that a second thought there.

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    davanden  over 4 years ago

    Maybe she will find it disarming.

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    wirepunchr  over 4 years ago

    I wonder if lifting the weight was a snap decision?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ha. Zombie gym. It’s a good name, now that I think of it. If you come out of the gym feeling good, you did it wrong.

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    Lakegal  over 4 years ago

    Ewwww…

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    jbduncan  over 4 years ago

    Kind of like the guy who lost his arm in a car accident and was upset because he couldn’t find his Rolex.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Approach her in an offhanded manner?

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “That arm’s gonna be the least of your worries there lefty…’cause if you’ve dropped that weight on our mascot, you’re gonna have a matching set! Now, did you happen to see a little yellow LEGO standin’ around here somewhere?!”

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    comixbomix  over 4 years ago

    I’m sure she’d prefer that you keep your hands to yourself…

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    edeevans1947  over 4 years ago

    Bet that’s gonna hurt!

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Look on the bright side. Now you can answer that old question about one hand clapping.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Gotta hand it to you, dumbbell.

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    He still has a chance, if he didn’t spray her with blood.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Dude if you develop a taste for human flesh right after I got some bad news for you…..and bullets

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    DennisMiddlebrooks  over 4 years ago

    Now he really knows the meaning of “two hands are better than one!”

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hi Everyone! Bleeb and I are at the bar next door. Come have a drink! We found some DORK’s wallet on the sidewalk. burp. :)

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    You’re a dork alright, hands down.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    This is now an arms length relationship.

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    jivanimark  over 4 years ago

    She was too hot to handle

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    sobrown51  over 4 years ago

    Don’t you hate when that happens? That’s gonna leave a mark.

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    DennisMiddlebrooks  over 4 years ago

    Let’s give this guy a great big hand!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Hey, she’s about to get her head crushed by that machine weight. No worries!

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    Yakety Sax  over 4 years ago

    Of course she thinks you’re a DORK! You just snapped at her!

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    tinstar  over 4 years ago

    Well, then, if he is under the impression she’s going to hit on him, he’s going to have a long weight.

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    ronaldspence  over 4 years ago

    He needed a spotter to give him a hand

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    ronaldspence  over 4 years ago

    He would give his right arm to impress that gal

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