Total dork … she’ll probably think of several other descriptions that you won’t care for either. At any rate, I’m sure you’re right, no chance of a date now …
Reminds me of that old SNL sketch about those 2 weightlifters attempting to lift weights and their arms get torn off and blood splurting everywhere, or something to that effect.
“That arm’s gonna be the least of your worries there lefty…’cause if you’ve dropped that weight on our mascot, you’re gonna have a matching set! Now, did you happen to see a little yellow LEGO standin’ around here somewhere?!”
allen@home over 4 years ago
I guess,Bleeb decided to take the day off.
enigmamz over 4 years ago
I hate when that happens.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Give her a hand…Well, sometimes that works!
jivanimark over 4 years ago
He couldn’t get a handle on it!
e.groves over 4 years ago
Just missed his foot. That would’ve hurt.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 4 years ago
Total dork … she’ll probably think of several other descriptions that you won’t care for either. At any rate, I’m sure you’re right, no chance of a date now …
Stevefk over 4 years ago
Reminds me of that old SNL sketch about those 2 weightlifters attempting to lift weights and their arms get torn off and blood splurting everywhere, or something to that effect.
bobpeters61 over 4 years ago
Perhaps he should try a zombie gym. Nobody would give that a second thought there.
davanden over 4 years ago
Maybe she will find it disarming.
wirepunchr over 4 years ago
I wonder if lifting the weight was a snap decision?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ha. Zombie gym. It’s a good name, now that I think of it. If you come out of the gym feeling good, you did it wrong.
Lakegal over 4 years ago
Ewwww…
jbduncan over 4 years ago
Kind of like the guy who lost his arm in a car accident and was upset because he couldn’t find his Rolex.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Approach her in an offhanded manner?
Dobie Premium Member over 4 years ago
“That arm’s gonna be the least of your worries there lefty…’cause if you’ve dropped that weight on our mascot, you’re gonna have a matching set! Now, did you happen to see a little yellow LEGO standin’ around here somewhere?!”
comixbomix over 4 years ago
I’m sure she’d prefer that you keep your hands to yourself…
edeevans1947 over 4 years ago
Bet that’s gonna hurt!
nosirrom over 4 years ago
Look on the bright side. Now you can answer that old question about one hand clapping.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
Gotta hand it to you, dumbbell.
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
He still has a chance, if he didn’t spray her with blood.
geese28 over 4 years ago
Dude if you develop a taste for human flesh right after I got some bad news for you…..and bullets
DennisMiddlebrooks over 4 years ago
Now he really knows the meaning of “two hands are better than one!”
Impkins Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hi Everyone! Bleeb and I are at the bar next door. Come have a drink! We found some DORK’s wallet on the sidewalk. burp. :)
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
You’re a dork alright, hands down.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
This is now an arms length relationship.
jivanimark over 4 years ago
She was too hot to handle
sobrown51 over 4 years ago
Don’t you hate when that happens? That’s gonna leave a mark.
DennisMiddlebrooks over 4 years ago
Let’s give this guy a great big hand!
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Hey, she’s about to get her head crushed by that machine weight. No worries!
Yakety Sax over 4 years ago
Of course she thinks you’re a DORK! You just snapped at her!
tinstar over 4 years ago
Well, then, if he is under the impression she’s going to hit on him, he’s going to have a long weight.
ronaldspence over 4 years ago
He needed a spotter to give him a hand
ronaldspence over 4 years ago
He would give his right arm to impress that gal