Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for April 13, 2020

If only Tom Hanks had been the captain…

Usually I am a bleeding heart humanitarian, but in this case Ziggy I hope those Somali pirates all catch Covid-19 onboard ship and die!

I’ve had days like that too, Ziggy. Hang in there.

Mine sank in the harbor……

Mine was sunk by first wife.

Mine was the Kobiashi Maru.

I know what you mean, Zig! Mine hit an iceberg!!!

Steady as she goes, Mate !

Sorry Ziggy – jokes about Somali Pirates are not funny. Unless it’s something like “How many Somali Pirates can you kill with one cannon blast?”

I hope my ship comes in before the dock rots.

Yeah, I’m always on the wrong pier when my ship comes in.

As Captain Jack Sparrow might say …

“Oh, bugger.”

Hang in there, Zig, as jpayne said.

LOL it shouldve been the Straw Hat Pirates.