Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 13, 2020

“I have called all of you tightly together to instruct you to not gather whatsoever!!!”

I …this IS a space station right ? shouldnt it have a PA system …OH but that wouldnt be funny …

“To meet required social distancing guidelines, half of you will be relocated to new exterior quarters. Spacesuits are recommended, but not required.”

I wonder if this is based on that real-life idiot who posed in exactly such a hazmat suit and told his state, “It’s perfectly safe to go out!”…?

That too bad. Space stations are already isolated from the rest of the world.

Another one of Dr Mel’s experiments got loose.

Six foot? In the UK we’re doing two metres. That extra 6¾ inches could make all the difference!

(x.x)

Yowzah! Who’s the blonde? I don’t think we’ve seen her before.

So why are all these idiots standing so close to each other in the first two panels?

“If this was a real emergency I’d be addressing you all from my escape pod!”

Just like the Wisconsin GOP official who came out to tell people it was safe to vote. (Actually happened!)

We could use a rigorous culling.

We’re not sufficiently cull-tured to accomplish that.

Dr Mel doesn’t mention that he’s the one that created the virus.