Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 18, 2020

Welcome to the jungle, son.

M-m-m, couldn’t find a box of kittens.

They should’ve hired AC/DC. They would’ve being Back in Black.

don’t cry about the slashed budget – have patience…

Looks like they brought in one of the big guns, just hope they don’t give him the Axl.

We should axel him?

I’m hearing, Red Sales In The Sunset.

You better Flea the scene

Maybe just slash through some red tape.

But don’t hire Mark Knophler because it looks like you’re in enough Dire Straits.

“I hope we arent left out in the cold November River jobless”