That’s how I used to feel when I was in one of Brads’ cowboy or western museums. Now, my sister and either stay at the hotel or wait in the truck and read.
I recall a piece of graffiti in a toilet stall, that said…"When you finish reading this 4,000 lbs. of plaster will fall from the ceiling, to create George Segal’s new work “Man on Toilet Seat.”
enigmamz over 4 years ago
What’s wrong with, “Down the hall on the left”?
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
hope your bladder is strong, Earl
sirbadger over 4 years ago
Is Earl getting ready to create his own splattery painting?
Leojim over 4 years ago
Woohoo, let’s go look at some naked statues Pearl!
stellanova87 over 4 years ago
Always grab a museum map so you can find the closest one, which is usually by the stairs and elevators.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 4 years ago
That’s one way to get him interested in art.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
At your age, Earl that may not be a wise thing to do!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago
You’ll recognise it…. it’ll be the room with the toilet stalls and sinks.
You’re welcome.
BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago
Find a Grecian urn.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Opal be a touch more helpful or Earl’s pants could be yours to clean ;-)
James Deveney Premium Member over 4 years ago
His pocket may allow him to do just that.
amanbe3 over 4 years ago
Situational awareness – know where the exits are. Old man situational awareness – know where the restrooms are.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
It’s complicated….soon he’ll come upon “The Scream” holding it so long
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Those emotional paintings scare the crap out of me.
rhpii over 4 years ago
I’ll be in the snack shop. They have to have a bathroom too.
Linguist over 4 years ago
There’s one other place where a restroom is harder to find than a musuem … the public library!
Saddenedby Premium Member over 4 years ago
Earl – did you not know – there’s an app for that – sometimes it even has a map inside the building you’re in. OH the helpfulness of modern gadgets!
Saddenedby Premium Member over 4 years ago
I wonder if the museum is ready for another expressionist masterpiece?
Tentoes over 4 years ago
I’ve always liked impressionist themes, but have to stand across the room, tear up my eyes and squint to see the picture.
Queen of America over 4 years ago
That’s how I used to feel when I was in one of Brads’ cowboy or western museums. Now, my sister and either stay at the hotel or wait in the truck and read.
mauser7 over 4 years ago
I recall a piece of graffiti in a toilet stall, that said…"When you finish reading this 4,000 lbs. of plaster will fall from the ceiling, to create George Segal’s new work “Man on Toilet Seat.”
donwestonmysteries over 4 years ago
So Splattery, right?
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Unrealistic, all seniors know where all immediate restrooms are located. It’s a rare case where it Depends.
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
I hope Earl didn’t drink coffee before going to the miseum. If he did, DON’T DELAY, Earl!
whenlifewassimpler over 4 years ago
Not very helpful Opal…..
Durak Premium Member over 4 years ago
He started it.