Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 29, 2020

It has a remarkable resemblance to a Wiley Bear.

You say hello and I say goodbye.

Little dog and the tunnel of…something.

Good thing he doesn’t chew when he eats.

Follow the yellow leash. The little dog made it out safely, if not cleanly.

eeeewewww.

That’s an impressive digestive track.

That little dog’s eyes look it was a really scary transit.

So that’s where hairless cats come from.

Too bad these are not animated.

Lemmiwinks got NOTHING on this pup!

He’s a rare breed of dog, “tin horn”..

Now that he’s been through the entire digestive tract, the little dog may never sniff another dog’s butt again.

@ John Thatcher Wiley is working extra hard for something coming out on Sundays starting at the end of May

The little dog looks fine. I’m sure he’ll pull through.

Oh yuck!

The look on that poor little guy reminds me of how we all feel after 3.5 years of our current leadership. The experience was pretty much the same

Judging by the expression on the little dog’s face, it was not a pleasant experience.

Lets see how many dogs we can string together.

Whenever I walk the 55 lb. Samoyed, who looks like a 100 lb dog with all that fur & then see a little dog, I say “look Coco, lunch”! Many of the little dog owners have no sense of humor1

He is a humane dog. He practices catch and release.

Good news: no polyps!

He also like to floss his digestive tract (could you please have your dog run around a bit?)

…And it was traumatized for the rest of it’s tiny life, for it had seen things no creature should see….

Whatever the little dog just experienced, it will never forget it no matter how hard it tries.

Wow, I hope she carries a pooch bag in case any don’t survive the greeting.

Yikes!

Will he follow through to say hello to the little dog’s master?

What the heck did I just read?!

Now that’s funny.

Not one for anal retentives.

How long is that leash?

Much likeeating Chinese food, eat it one minute and you’re hungry the next.

LOL!! Dammit Wiley, You owe me a new keyboard! I just sprayed a glass of milk all over this one!

Brilliant. The expressions on the people, the big dog, and above all, the little one. Just perfect.

Using the process of elimination, the little dog was found.

The only way out is through.

Wow, poor little dog. He as seen things that are not meant to be seen.

I guess it’s true when they say “That too shall pass”.

I Loved this one in 4/1/2016 and I love it now.

Poor puppy!

It looks like a Wiley bear

That is one VERY LONG leash!

Is that an Upper GI or a High Colonic?

I’ve heard of fast in and out service, but this is off the charts!

The straight poop.

Mexican again? Why not Scottish?

Anyone remember the program 1,000 Ways to Die? There was a “Body-Art” person who swallowed a length of chain, that when the front portion popped out, they connected the two ends so they had a loop of chain coming out from their mouth, down through their plumbing. This “body-art” person got it snagged on a fork lift tine and it tore them up. This show was a car wreck, itself, my guilty pleasure was always, I wanted to see the wreck if I had to wait through the traffic jam. Not great television, true.

Shih Tzu happens.

the little dog is going to require some therapy methinks

I hope she’s ready to pay the dog psychiatrist for Fluffy’s trauma. That’s something no one could get over without therapy.

one of my peeves about dog owners – they’re divorced from reality when it comes to their pets

God thing he’s a FRIENDLY dog… ;)

After everything that has happened in the past year(s), the expression on the little dog’s face sums up exactly how I feel.

You’re killin’ me Miller! ROTFLMAOG

I think the colorist got the wrong dog brown.

Truly a LOL today.

I just reviewed this comic with my 15 pound rescue dog, Max, and Max didn’t get it. After explaining it in more detail, he didn’t find it funny at all.

I think Cartoon Physics just got another new Corollary… ☺

Okay, that almost made me spit my coffee over my keyboard. Don’t do that to me!

Ok, I just got my daily exercise laughing at this comic, and even better, everyone’s comments. Thanks Wiley and all of the commenters.

On the plus side, he doesn’t need an endoscopy or colonoscopy.

The invention of rectal floss.

Yikes!

The look on the little dog’s face is priceless.

That’s NOT social distancing! ;D

This is a repeat comic but one of my favorites. My son had a big mastiff who thought he was a toy dog and he mouthed a small dog trying to play and the little dog fainted. Almost the same scenario as this comic.

And the little dog’s name is “Slider”.

I remember this one from the first go-round.

I live in Hawai`i where all the knuckledraggers have pit bulls, with clipped ears to make them look like fighting dogs.

Typical scenario:

“Oh, don’t worry about Akahai, he’s very gentle, and never bites.”

Result: 13 stitches.

Well, Hello!!

I used to walk my two cats in the neighborhood. A dog would come charging up and the owner would invariably say, “It’s OK, he likes cats.” How the hell are they supposed to know that? Control your dog!

Wow. That’s a Very Fast digestive tract.

Opps, sorry about that.

!st time our baby Russell saw a big dog…..she felt the same way….

We’ve been caught by the quick-digesting Gink And now we are dodging his teeth, And now we are restin’ in his small intestine And now we’re back out on the street.