The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 13, 2020

I’m sure mother Gargle has quite a knack for that.

When I was 6 my family moved, but I found them any way.

Either she would find you, or her flying monkeys would.

This is your chance, Brutus. Let Mom move in and you move out.

Maybe you can find a nice house near a churchyard and she can stay in a crypt.

Brutus is an expert at saying the wrong thing.

I can see we are all very unite in loving Mother Gargle. :D

Ba-Boom! We had a house so small, my mother-in-law had to stand outside in the rain to take a shower! Ba-Boom!

Travel trailer.. you can keep one city ahead.

Oldie but Goodie!

I don’t know,but knowing Mother " Gargoyle", I’m sorry Gargle, I think I have to side with Brutus on this one. :-}

Just don’t leave a forwarding address.

I would think a meeting with Mother Gargle, Gladys, and Brutus would be in order before Mother Gargle arrives. If she can’t abide by the agreed-to rules, she needs to go live by herself.

Oh hell nah…no MIL moving in our house. Was a deal made before marriage.