Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 10, 2020

Yep, saw that one coming.

“Not only that, Mom, I bought them AT Staples! Wah, ha ha ha!

…OK, put the gun down, Mom…”

Don’t send this guy shopping without a list.

Dad knows his son better than his mom does.

How did he manage to get into college?

I lave his fathers reaction. He didn’t need to read the opening dialog to get the punchline. Unless… he was reading Drabble in the newspaper.

Sorry I saw that coming !

Do something nice for your mom today. I was lucky to still have mine, she was here to nurse me through a major surgery recovery. As if I was 5 again. If you no longer have yours with you , my condolences. No amount of time really heals that loss.

You’d think that she’d also know he’s a complete idiot.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms out there.

So no cookies.

This one is obvious even for Norman.

So do we all agree that Norman is probably not going to be the person who discovers a cure for COVID-19?

Sigh, women so seldom say what they mean or mean what they say.

It gets worse, they don’t have that kind of stapler.

NOT WHAT SHE MEANT, NORMAN RALPH DRABBLE.

Pandering to the masses. I’m surprised you sent him to the store on Sunday.

Back when she wore an apron, Honeybunch would have had all those staples in her kitchen. What has happened to this family?

As Bugs Bunny used to say…‘what a maroon!’

Who didn’t see that coming?