Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 07, 2020

As for the styling, parting is such sweet sorrow.

If you just let it grow as it will it’s not only out of uniform, it’s totally undressed.

Axe not what your haircut can do for your expression. Axe what your haircut can do for your uniformity.

Back in the old days, the town barbers were also the doctor’s of their time.

Golly gee, I am just going to “flip” over this “beehive”, while I “French twist” my way to the blunt “scissor cut”!

This needs to be a frieze all the way around the barber shop.

Theodoric of York, call your office.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edIi6hYpUoQ

DO NOT RUN W/SCISSORS

And those are some uniforms.

Shave and a haircut, two bites.

…what is iformity?…

…a neat haircut makes anyone look better…

…a human centipede…

…now, I’ve seen everything…

… Daryl Hannah…

…the first image through the last are Flagston from the beginning until now…

…axe and you shall receive…the only proper way to get a haircut and keep your proper social distancing…

… Lysol now with more lice…

…the annual Froglandia LGBTYN race for the fish tacos at Elroy’s…

…I don’t drink coffee but I play one on Tv…

Relay race, no holds barred.

Where to get a uniform haircut with expressions?

You can get one just like Downtown.

Funny Face Salon

You have seen one then you have seen them all.

With no apologies:

Hair today … Gone tomorrow …!

“I have no response”, he said baldly.

The cult of personality.

Yeah so’s every head of hair not cut since birth.

My hare is grey.

Who is wearing the pants in that group?

Haircut? What is this thing of which you speak? In our Brave New World of quarantine and social distancing, barbershops, deemed “non-essential,” are shuttered (except for the Elite, like Mayor Lori Lightfoot of Chicago, who had a privately-hired stylist do her hair at home). And many—probably most—of us do not cut our own hair.

I am becoming fond of my first beard ever….

I’m growing out my ear hair during the stay-at-home.

At some point, with just a little pomade I’ll have Vulcan ears.