OK, this is an old joke from my high school years in the 60’s and very juvenile so forgive me. What do you call a spastic with diarrhea? A juicy fruit.
When they first started using self checkout scanners in grocery stores, the scanner would “announce” the purchase! That went away rather quickly. Darcy would not have liked that either.
I was buying condoms once when I was a teenager and the biggest tattletale at school ends up behind me at the checkout line, along with her “Betty Bowers” mother………..
I grew up in a very conservative church. When I was engaged, and getting married in about a week, my fiance and I went to the store and bought some condoms for after the wedding. We are standing there and I grab a pack. As I do an elderly lady from my church sees me and comes up to talk. I am not sure I have ever been so embarrassed.
“Hi Darcy! Aww man, I see you’re buying Super Strength Suppositories! What a coincidence, I buy the exact same ones! So, do you use them as fire-starter-logs, too?”
allen@home over 4 years ago
Bleeb is checking the basket. Making sure the guy gets everything on his shopping list.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Bad timing!!
jivanimark over 4 years ago
Oh no, this will not come out well!
jivanimark over 4 years ago
OK, this is an old joke from my high school years in the 60’s and very juvenile so forgive me. What do you call a spastic with diarrhea? A juicy fruit.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
How many does she need?
Nate England over 4 years ago
“Here. I got you these…”
Stevefk over 4 years ago
Looks like they are located in the rear of the store.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, this is a great way to break the ice, if handled right.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
I hope she wasn’t too shocked!
jbduncan over 4 years ago
That is why you shop at the all night stores.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Holy crap! What, you need, a toilet plunger to insert the things?!
iwontgiveit over 4 years ago
When they first started using self checkout scanners in grocery stores, the scanner would “announce” the purchase! That went away rather quickly. Darcy would not have liked that either.
Oxnate over 4 years ago
Asking him to help would be a great way to break the ice.
Jethro Flatline over 4 years ago
I was buying condoms once when I was a teenager and the biggest tattletale at school ends up behind me at the checkout line, along with her “Betty Bowers” mother………..
fishbulb239 over 4 years ago
Where is the cute guy? Is he standing behind the weird-looking fellow?
geese28 over 4 years ago
He’d find out sooner or later
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
“Uh, these are for my grandmother.” “I gotta go , she’s waiting.”
edge32 over 4 years ago
I grew up in a very conservative church. When I was engaged, and getting married in about a week, my fiance and I went to the store and bought some condoms for after the wedding. We are standing there and I grab a pack. As I do an elderly lady from my church sees me and comes up to talk. I am not sure I have ever been so embarrassed.
janellee over 4 years ago
If I ever want to see everyone I have ever met all I have to do is pick up a pregnancy test kit. Works every time!
Dobie Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Hi Darcy! Aww man, I see you’re buying Super Strength Suppositories! What a coincidence, I buy the exact same ones! So, do you use them as fire-starter-logs, too?”
TurbosDad over 4 years ago
“Cute guy” is obviously subjective…
SandShark Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now if he has a stash of toilet paper at home, this might be a match made in heaven.
flemmingo over 4 years ago
I hope that’s not the actual size on box?
comixbomix over 4 years ago
What’s really wrong here is that they both look more or less like human beings – strange day to scale down the repulsivometer…
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Try the old line: “It’s not for me; buying it for a friend!”
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Another embarrassing moment, cashier calls over the PA “Price check on XL incontinence panties”. Not that it’s happened to me.
sobrown51 over 4 years ago
She was so surprised she about didn’t need the suppositories.
paranormal over 4 years ago
Darcy is full of crap…
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
She could say that she’s a sales rep and try plugging the product.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
OH look, they have Bleebs in stock.
saltylife16 over 4 years ago
Bleeb is hanging out with the groceries
bobpeters61 over 4 years ago
Is it wrong that I would have enjoyed catching a crush of mine buying such things?