Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 20, 2020

Anyway, you look funny.

Man, you just can’t assume anything out in space.

First one I saw was red and made me think of a soul writhing in Hell.

(Every church should consider getting one.)

Minor faux pas, there.

“Guess who’s paying for the undercoating!”

If he’s in the market for buying a new vehicle, why is he going to a used spacecraft joint?

He appears to be overenthusiastic.

That TIE fighter should be in a museum, seeing as how it’s from another galaxy’s distant past. How would a buyer get parts for it? How did it even get here?

I sense a week’s worth of used car dealer gags coming…

Never buy anything from a salesperson full of hot air (or an airhead).

I thought these guys all drove fleet vehicles.

This baby was only driven to Alpha Centauri and back on Sundays by a little old lady from Pasadena.

Millennial falcon is the Mercedes Benz of the SW franchise

That salesman looks a little like “Mr. Butts”.

“Whoa! Totally tubular!”

I always thought that guy was crazy. Standing out by the road smiling and dancing everyday!

One used car dealer had a dancing tube, but they placed a Winnie the Pooh head on top. It must be too heavy for the tube, because Pooh was just doing pelvic thrusts.

Coincidentally, I just saw another Rickard cartoon with a tube: https://www.greensboro.com/blogs/rickard_the_jokes_on_you/the-jokes-on-you-for-022120/article_a9ab64bc-012c-5ebf-a379-acb4da4ae11c.html

I see they have the small sporty models for people with a mid-life crisis.

He must be a Trump supporter, trying to get around the no-travel rule.

LOL