Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 19, 2020

Good advice.

Unless you want to commit suicide in a gruesome way……

If she can twirl the ends and does, I’ll compliment her.

Never….unless she’s the bearded lady at the circus.

Uh oh! Might be time for a lip wax!

I bet Chaz is proud of hers/his.

Aunty Groucho?

OK. Aunty, yours is the cheesiest mustache I’ve ever seen on a woman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Jones_(bearded_woman)

Be advised it’s not a good idea to give her mustache wax either.

Even if she looks like Hercule Poirot?

I knew that having fair hair would come in handy some day.

Even if it’s hair, there and everywhere?

Pretty sure whomever would do that is mean spirited.

How about her Van Dyke?