Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 24, 2020

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    But they’re still good babies!!!

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’d rather hear my pets noises than snapping gum, slurping coffee, tuneless whistling, cracking knuckles, off key humming, the list goes on and on.

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    I have some coworkers who like to talk “Animé”. I could put my headphones on and tune it out. Now they chat about it, and since we use the chat for work, have to read about it. (Until about 6 mos. ago I never knew there was such a thing as Squirrel Girl.)

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    LOL! Another wonderful thing you can’t escape!

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    That orange one is a real butt kisser…

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    Why? Because they can!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Yep! They’re noisy alright.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    The squeaky hedgehog toy is a bit too much.

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    wrytercat  over 4 years ago

    Yeah! And watch out where you step!

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    swanridge  over 4 years ago

    Nothing will get you to fly out of bed at 2 AM faster than the noise of a cat barfing!

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sounds the same as the sounds I heard from my human co-workers. Thank goodness I don’t have to put up with that anymore – RETIRED!

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    tiomax  over 4 years ago

    And they’re about as productive! They seem to have the same work ethic as some of the people I used to work with. Just like the old saying about owning a boat: The two happiest days of my career were the day I got hired and the day I retired!

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I can hear my co-worker from the other office. However after nearly 49 years of marriage, I can tune her voice out.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Some background music or “white noise” (like a fan) could help with the pet noises…

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Looks like we have to get used to it. Unless HAZMAT Suit manufactures increase their output.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Not to mention the cat walking across your keyboad…

    HEY! OFF!.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The advantage is that now, if I need to belch (or worse), I don’t need to worry about it offending anyone else. (And that becomes more of an issue the older I get…)

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