Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 09, 2022

Shauna appears to have “cute” and “horrific abominations against nature” confused.

Possibly this also explains her love of Brutalist architecture.

Not a reaction I saw coming.

Awwww. Onion’s dad wants to protect his children. How sweet ♡. Shauna can’t hurt them!

Are they going to be little Lems?

The last panel would make a nice Valentines Day card. Very timely, since that holiday is coming up in a few days.

Okay, NOW that’s she’s actually stopped and taken a good look at them…see, this is why we don’t judge books by their covers, kids. ;)

Anyway, they’re onions; how do you expect them to react to pepper spray? What’re you going to do next, Shauna, pull out a sautée pan and Little Claire’s butter knife?

Onion Babies’ favorite book is Shallot’s Web.