Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 18, 2022

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 2 years ago

    They really went about this all wrong. If they had started the Onion Party at the beginning, they’d have taken the by-elections and have plenty of man power.

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    R.U. Kidding  over 2 years ago

    Give them a lever and they can move the world. Or maybe an engine, at least.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well, that explains their fashion sense so sixties and why they didn’t try to reproduce by following the more common biological way.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Squeeze a few onions in front of the engine and it will more easily slide across the ground?

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    6turtle9  over 2 years ago

    I told you they should have used bunnies instead of onions to make children. Bunnies multiply fast, and a whole herd of bunnies could move it for you. Bunnies.

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    Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Sounds like it’s time to call in the math expert, Mildred.

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