Bad Machinery by John Allison for December 28, 2022

Early celebration dance has done in many.

“Odkurzacz” is Polish for “vacuum cleaner”.

I don’t think Jack has the money to pay for a screen replacement. So he’ll have to sacrifice himself to save Erin or she’ll never forgive him. Basically, the monster is like a balloon full of the hopes that he sucks… awesome!

Great, now I have to worry about soul-sucking, floating walnuts.

That’s what you get for showing off, Jack.

Despite having read this strip numerous times before, I hadn’t previously noticed how the last panel is spiderwebbed with cracks.

That last panel is kind of clever.

Jack and I have something in common. We both like to dance around and make a fool of ourselves in front of pretty ladies.

Soul Sucking Nuts is the name of my next punk band.

Well, I guess the moral of the story is that you shouldn’t t!t about with someone else’s cell phone.

Essentially a floating head that needs our souls to exist.