Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 10, 2020
April 09, 2020
April 11, 2020
Transcript:
Pff. How can anyone believe psychics. They just say the vague and obvious and pass it off as clairvoyance. Later... The market is headed for a downturn at some point in the future.
I always wondered, if they know what is going to happen, why tell us? They used to know. It is called insider trading. It is still illegal, but they have fired all the enforcers. Looking forward to a couple Senators going to jail. jk
Ida No over 4 years ago
Economists are just psychics with a portfolio. Of other people’s money.
bxclent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Money is real only because we believe it is
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I always wondered, if they know what is going to happen, why tell us? They used to know. It is called insider trading. It is still illegal, but they have fired all the enforcers. Looking forward to a couple Senators going to jail. jk
Algolei I over 4 years ago
I like the phony Egyptian hieroglyphs at the bottom of the screen, just like an actual market forecaster uses — well, as far as I can tell, anyways.