The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for May 01, 2020

Yea that will get you fired in a heartbeat.

That usually get you the death sentence

So, no references, then ?

‘plus, the work atmosphere there was hectic, like a real circus…’

Good for you, elephant.

Are there any circuses that use animals anymore? I can’t think of any, at least not in the US.

And that goes on your permanent record.

Looks like he’s even willing to travel, he brought his trunk!

Hahaha!

That does happen, ivory now and then.

Reason for leaving…The new ringmaster is a racist idiot.

“Why?” “He called me fat.”

I get a tear in my eye when I think of circus elephants being sent to an animal rescue.

This reminds me of why I don’t like Thomas Edison.

He was in the political circus, and finally did the right thing.

That’s how I lost my last job

Good for you Mr Elephant.

My name is Horton. Who would have thought that I’d be out of work.

Oh well, those things happen. SECURITY!

“There might be an opening as a political party’s mascott, There’s no danger that incident may be be taken as a warning, they are used to trumpling by their leader.”