In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 20, 2020

“They been boiling since the opening day in April”

And after we get him on board go after a beer vendor.

Must be Frank Furter.

But are still way over priced.

Ballpark Franks are the best!

Even the aliens are suffering during the pandemic!

Shouldn’t those aliens be purple? :-)

Young people probably wouldn’t know about Flying Purple People Eaters.

These days, Dr. Strangelove.

Don’t forget the nachos

Can I get a couple of beers with that please.

They are better if marinated in beer.

Kang: I’d love a human.

Kodos: Astrodome. Good humans there.

Kang: Astrodome? You can’t grow a good human indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The humans have been boiling since opening day in April. Now that’s a human.

Kodos: The yellow mustard or the darker kind?

Kang: The darker kind.

Kodos: Very important.

Hit him with some infrared rays and then you can have a genuine ballpark “Red Hot!”

He sure picked a bad day to go to the park.

Roast him over a campfire. That’s even better!