Herman by Jim Unger for April 28, 2020

Should have printed your name in smaller letters.

“Glad I could help… now about that Zillion dollars?”

He must already know you.

Sorry sir, are you seriously thinking I would approve this?

Around here, banks are closed. I know this comic was drawn long before the Covid-19 thing, but Mr. Banker, you want to be careful as to just how hard you laugh.

They will only loan you money when they figure out that you really don’t need it.

PPP bankers everywhere – but what’s a couple trillion?

“Ha, ha, ha! You really need the money? What do you think we are? A bank?”

not really something a person whose business is going under due to the virus wants to hear.

None of us have laughed like that in months.

So I’m sensing the answer is no.

J.P. Morgan processing actual small business loans?

I’m going to get nasty replies from Italians. An Italian gentleman walked into a bank, ( I had to go hunting for a bank and found one. Nothing to do with this joke.) Any who, he walked up to a teller to apply for a loan. The teller replied, “I’m sorry sir. But the loan arranger is out to lunch”. The man said, "Then, leta me talka to Tonto.