Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for April 13, 2020

#gravytrained

Drunk Patty is thinking outside the isolation box.

So Drunk Patty is into Boiler Makers?

I saw a guy actually did this on YouTube. Sent his dog across the street to the store and it came back with “the goods” and the correct change.

Or perhaps some liver treats!

Does the filthy hound have a credit card on file with the liquor store?

Mitty, Mitty, Mitty…read the labels more carefully. That’s Jack Daniel’s (produced by Jack Daniel Distillery).

Drunk Patty drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon? Eeeuww.

#cabinfever

#coldasice