Close to Home by John McPherson for May 17, 2020

Would have to be a brave soul to use that crapper. If someone does i hope they watch where their going. Might step on Bleeb.

I looking down, Bleeb! I’M LOOKING DOWN!!!

I want to know who’s piloting the second balloon. And where they are.

They should have a zip line and retrieval rope instead of a suspension bridge.

So what’s the other option? Hang your butt over the side and go?

What they don’t realize is that the ‘potty’ doesn’t actually ‘catch’ anything. It does have a song on a loop that plays when the seat is activated by someone sitting down on it though. The song? Free Fallin’ by Tom Petty, of course!

DON’T FLUSH!

Very thoughtful.

Uh, no thanks! I’ll hold it!

I’ll never look at a hot air balloon in the same way again! But I will avoid their paths.

I feel more sorry for those on the ground!

I think others are feeling the same as me: never thought about those balloon’s passengers needs to relieve themselves. Next time I hear “bombs away” from a balloonist, I think I shall run away rather than look upwards.

I would’ve appreciated some hearing protection more on the one I took. Those burners are freakin’ LOUD.

I love the little Covid 19 virus guy on the bridge!

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale……

A hole and a chair works.

Another bathroom cartoon- will it never end?

I never really thought about the logistics of a long balloon ride. I wonder what they use when they don’t have the deluxe package. Astronaut diapers?

so no door between the basket and the bridge? Just climb over?

The real trick is not to let the porta-baloon gain altitude, because you know what runs down hill.

Question to ponder; Is bleeb going or coming back.

“Oh, I see. Those two hot air balloons behind us are carrying something huge…what IS that? Oh that! That’s the big “suck truck” trying to catch up to us. You know…so he can clean the Port-O-Potty® "

PS: if I had to negotiate that suspension bridge, I wouldn’t need that Port-O-Potty® …just sayin’.

" Look Out Below ! " :-}

" Bombardier to Pilot,I have Target in Sight. " " Bombs Away ! " " Look Out Below ! " :-}

Shoulda just put a potty in the basket with the inside open to the ground. LOOK OUT BELOW!!!

Any reading material or do I have to bring my own?

Looks like Bleeb wants to be first in line.

That. Looks. AWESOME!

The fatal flaw here is the toilet will continue to add ballast.

I see bleeb is taking advantage of the deal

I wouldn’t be surprised if the S.S.Minnow (3-hour tour) had something for passengers to do No. 1 & 2.