Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 23, 2020

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    Tyge  over 4 years ago

    Don’t scare me like that!!!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    I would often cough and say, “Man, this coronavirus is rough.”

    (the joke was not well received, go figure)

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    My favorite is “Nope, still can’t breathe water.”

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    drogers30  over 4 years ago

    I hate that when that happens.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Arlo, the least you could do is put your drink down before you do your coughing fit.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That was scary for one hot second (gulp of tea).

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    I’ve done that with my snot.

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    Ontman  over 4 years ago

    Don’t worry Arlo, there are a lot of accusatory looks from people when they hear someone cough these days.

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    jr1234  over 4 years ago

    Who hasn’t learned to sneeze or cough into their elbow?

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Hey, Janis? Er, where do you live? Sleep? Eat? “Recreate”?

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    Going Nuts  over 4 years ago

    I find the older I get, the more that happens.

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    ScullyUFO  over 4 years ago

    Situationally unaware humanoids dumbwittingly blocking the aisle at the Costco? I find a few well-rehearsed hacking sounds parts the waves.

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    Pohka  over 4 years ago

    Try going grocery shopping with mild allergies and a little post-nasal drip. Desire to scratch face and the occasional cough.

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    wes tnt  over 4 years ago

    my boss’s kid was outside doing yardwork and got sweaty, was sneezing. called doc and they told him to quarantine for 2 weeks. maybe i should go do some of their yardwork & i can get some time off, too!

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    hfelder7219  over 4 years ago

    It’s bad that the virus is here in the middle of pollen season!

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    she acts like it never happened to her.

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    rugeirn  over 4 years ago

    As soon as you have suspicious symptoms, check your oxygen level on that nifty little pulse oximeter you have or are going to get at any drugstore, no prescription needed, ASAP. People are presenting showing very mild symptoms and roaring silent pneumonia with oxygen levels at 50% when normal is 95% or better and anything below 90% is low. See https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/20/opinion/coronavirus-testing-pneumonia.html for more.

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    mclukk  over 4 years ago

    Coffin-g

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    33Angel  over 4 years ago

    My sweetie freaks out every time I cough like Arlo above. My standard reply is, “If I got it, you’ve ALREADY got it too!!!”

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    Cincoflex  over 4 years ago

    Man, it was an accident; from Janis’ face you’d think he’d done it on purpose. Lighten up, Jan!

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    micromos  over 4 years ago

    As long as you are coughing, you are breathing.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Coughing happens, don’t get paranoid. Course that’s easy for me to say, I cringed when somebody coughed coming toward me the other day.

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    CynthiaLeigh  over 4 years ago

    What’s the difference between a “cough” and a “coff”?

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    tb40001  over 4 years ago

    Everybody coughs, but you have those people who have like a constant hacking a lung out cough and those are the ones that you don’t wanna be around anyways.

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    dv1093  over 4 years ago

    Without making any assumptions – someone want to explain the “joke” to me? As usual here, I don’t get it.

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    ccbellucci  over 4 years ago

    He should have coughed into his elbow

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    jimbagger58  over 4 years ago

    The term now is a “productive” cough, meaning phlegmy…so that’s a good cough to have as well as “down the wrong pipe” been there done that..

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    bevgreyjones  over 4 years ago

    I have had to go out a few times since all this started and until the other day didn’t have a mask. I have allergies and tend to cough fairly often. I’ve been taking Lyft rather than public transportation, so I when I get into the car I alert the driver that I have a chronic cough. One driver from a former USSR country told me he wasn’t worried about the coronavirus because it was a hoax. He listens to a Serbian radio station and they assured their listeners that fewer than 100 people worldwide have it.

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    mafastore  over 4 years ago

    Husband is just like this – every time I cough I have to explain – tea dries my throat, food hit back of my throat etc. He takes his temperature – it is 98.1 instead of normal 97.6 he panics.

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    shapmandoo  almost 4 years ago

    Here I am November 2020 and hoping all these people are still alive and hopefully well. It’s worse than ever use your head stay safe.

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