Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 23, 2020

{scoff/tsk}

Andy, if you have to ASK… (sigh!)

She looks nice! I always like to see Flo out of the headband. She has lipstick and pearls, too. Andy is such a clod.

@Linguist Today’s strip IS funny ,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is acting like a typical male , poor Flo went to all that trouble to make herself beautiful and Andy never noticed , this happens to me also and my better half sulks :o{, my avatar today is the unfurled Maltese flag because it looks like the @#%$& virus epidemic is scaling down here , come stai mio caro meno vechio amico , our day should be very busy and stormy, we are both in a foul mood and snapping at each other, a bientot mon ami

Andy should have commented about her make-up.

She was likely taking him to the pub! Would it have killed him to whistle at her?

You did nothing, Andy. Which is precisely the problem.

Looks like Andy had a killer fart in panel two.

sounds like a trap to me – where most answers can be taken as bad if so desired.

Isn’t divorce legal in the kingdom? Although it would eventually lead to a charge against Flo of involuntary manslaughter …

“You’re looking quite the pip, pet. We’re off.”

Why do women think they need makeup to be beautiful

You just got cut off.

Exactly.

Andy, do the words “clueless, gormless twit!” mean anything to you?

They neither compliment nor complement each other. (sigh)

I think she was actually looking for Andy to say “You are already beautiful, pet. But yes, you look gorgeous”

I wonder where they are off to? Wherever it is, it looks like Flo is going solo now.

xxx

My new phone case arrived today. I added a little “personal effect” to it. Simply because I’m proud of what I do.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/149547859@N04/49810421101/in/dateposted/

I’m surprised Andy hasn’t pawned Flo’s pearls!

You blew it, Andy.

Andy should remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

On the other hand, if he’d had said something before Flo asked, she may have thought he was jut trying to flatter her for some money… and she’s probably be correct.