Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 29, 2020

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    I once knew guys like that… they couldn’t bend over without falling over. I’m not kidding.

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    LilyGilder  over 4 years ago

    I know a guy with a Sharpie that can fix you right up!

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    If you’re not going to work out the entire body then you might as well not work out any of it.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 4 years ago

    All he has to do is stick with it!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You don’t mess around with gym.

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    A Common 'tator  over 4 years ago

    Does he have to stop jumping-leg day and hopping-leg day and running-leg day too?

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    hard to believe, but this is my biggest laugh of the morning so far

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    He needs bold action.

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    “ Shoe is untied!” If he even looks, he will keel over, especially holding that weight.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    It’s not my fault, the artist’s sharpie dried up.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Half-point leg line if ever I saw one.

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    This is literally most gyms. Everyday is chest and arms!

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