Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 04, 2020

As opposed to bondage?

Contain yourself, sir.

That’s a pillory, dear. Stocks restrain the legs.

Probably meant stockings….“snicker, snicker”

Something tells me a zap is in order when Broomie gets released!

Occasionally I miss the stocks at the Renfaire. Actually, I miss the Renfaire, killed by capitalism. It was impossible to make a profit when the new owners had to pay the faire folk. Worked better as a non-profit.

Broomie, right now you may be better off there than invested in corporate stocks, where you’d be see-sawed. At least where you are is stable.

“And I’m beginning to suspect the place he said he was gonna take me after this, isn’t really a place where they have a Special on Jewelry, called the ‘Fire Rings Quad’…" ☺

If he has her money, that’s the least of her worries.

Maybe she didn’t pay him.

That’s probably the safest investment you’ll make.

Sweetie, it’s better than the other kind right now.

There’s an ad on the radio for a financial advisor who says “As a fiduciary, we’re obligated to put the clients welfare FIRST!” and I think, as opposed to WHAT?

Who knew Broomie needed a broker? Who knew she had a broker? Who knew Broomie’s broker was so good at choosing stocks?!