Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    You’ll have to come out some time.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    There is no Donald Trump when you’re in the Happy Box.

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Red’s Rover wants bacon and sausage, and all of the stores are out.

    Red’s brother is looking for an alternate source and wants to see you.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  over 4 years ago

    I’m sorry but nothing beats the dandelion patch from bloom county

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    Maybe this is why some people like to go fishing — It gets them away from the news for a while.

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    The Moose Group  over 4 years ago

    When I worked for a sales company, three of us recreated our area of the floor in to the No Stress Zone. We brought in a desktop waterfall with sound effects, played soft Hawaiian music, even had an inflatable palm tree. Every Friday we would have tropical smoothies brought in. Every time our manager would come in to dump on us, we just pointed to the sign. Eventually she stopped coming into our department. Of course the fact that our business-to-business sales went through the roof might have helped as well.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    we all could use a Happy Box

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    boydpercy Premium Member over 4 years ago

    All you need is some rose colored glasses.

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    Notaspy  over 4 years ago

    Denying reality doesn’t make it go away

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I need one of those.

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    wiatr  over 4 years ago

    I think we all do some news management just to stay sane.

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    if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";}  over 4 years ago

    Hey Hey Hey! Six feet, Goat!

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 4 years ago

    It would be best if Pig’s box was a Faraday cage. If it was, then all radio signals would be blocked and the news would potentially be MUCH slower to leak in. Substantial happiness would be the almost certain result.

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  over 4 years ago

    Cruising in their cardboard boat down Denial.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    There used to be a breakfast cereal that had a mock newspaper with a sunny disposition for the back side of the box. Its motto was: “No bad news is good news.”

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    There’s no virus when you’re in a happy box.

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    Is the Happy Box related to the Toy Box ? … Croc Power !

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    Mkfalkowski Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Biden has dementia and will be a Socialist puppet. The prospect of him becoming President is very scary.

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    wolfhoundblues1  over 4 years ago

    Like exposing your internal organs to UV light and ingesting disinfectant.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Ahh, that must be why my cat has been in such good spirits lately.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Where are the donuts? My happy box has donuts in it.

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Like that island on Non Sequitur a couple weeks ago.

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    eddie6192  over 4 years ago

    Maybe that dumb Pig is not so dumb after all.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Happy box…a huge refrigerator cardboard box in which to play in…Happy Box

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    witten.homer175  over 4 years ago

    No CNN in happy box.

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    jessie d.  over 4 years ago

    The woes of the world come out of Pandora’a box and from Trump’s lips. Drown those troubles with a bleach cocktail.

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    jonesbeltone  over 4 years ago

    Are they on eBay?

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    Keno21  over 4 years ago

    PC Nazis would never in a million years allow this.

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    Bruce1253  over 4 years ago

    Pig is right, every so often you have to unplug and contemplate the fuzz in your belly button. Ha! made you look!! ;-)))

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    Is there room for one more?

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    ckeagy  over 4 years ago

    So, where can I get one of those Happy Boxes?

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    Ukko wilko  over 4 years ago

    Thou art a drip.

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    saltylife16  over 4 years ago

    No Happy Box to get in if you don’t have a Happy Box within.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Followers of our Fearless Leader, and all Card Carrying Political Party Members, it’s great to take off your rose-colored glasses once in a while. Falling off those cliffs hurt like heck before lemmings are there to cushion your fall. Yes, I loved Point-Counterpoint with Shana Alexander, and James J. Kilpatrick.

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    car2ner  over 4 years ago

    I recommend the Some Good News channel on YouTube. If you see and childlike SGN logo, you’ve found the right spot.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    At least sometimes, no news is good news!

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    JamesErdman  over 4 years ago

    I don’t….This ass clown might invade us ( Canada ).

    And for americans , who injected themselves with lysol, face palm x 9000

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 4 years ago

    I’ve got my head in the sand!

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    Shades O’Grady  over 4 years ago

    If only they can Rat into the box.

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    aunt granny  over 4 years ago

    The good news is that good stuff isn’t news.

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    retjeff  over 4 years ago

    Much better yet, there is no Nancy Pelosi in the Happy Box

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    We all could use a Happy Box at times….

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